PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And